Cheesecake Stuffed Banana Bread

Okay y'all. I'm sitting here confessing to you that I am bringing you yet another recipe inspired by me being high as all fuck. There was one night where I had a bunch of overly ripe bananas that needed to get used so I was like, let's make banana bread- duh! But was like, how [...]

French Onion Meatball Subs

I've been wanting to make one of these for the longest time... and honestly they came to me through some very intense cravings haha. There was one day where I wanted both a meatball sub & French onion soup SO bad, but didn't want to make both. I thought to myself, Yano what? Fuck it, [...]

Cheddar Bay Biscuits

Okay so growing up in Western New York, we ate at a LOT of chain restaurants. But one of the ones we frequented most often was Red Lobster (always my Grandma's pick), and I was never a huge seafood fan, but boy was I a Cheddar Bay Biscuit fan. I'd literally eat the entire basket [...]

Puff Pastry Gingerbread Rolls with Cream Cheese Icing

There are cinnamon roll recipes popping up all over the internet right now, and while they're delicious, I wanted to put a bit of a spin on the classic cinnamon roll and bring you these... Puff Pastry Gingerbread Rolls with Cream Cheese Icing. They're seriously the flakiest, most delicious holiday treat. Trust me, you'll fall [...]

Focaccia with Heirloom Tomato & Feta

Focaccia is seriously one of the best breads to ever exist. Seriously. It's cooked in a copious amount of olive oil, topped with all sorts of yummy goodies, and I just made it SO much easier / faster for you to freakin make... you can thank me later. Using store-bought fresh pizza dough is a [...]

Crabbies

Growing up, my Uncle Jack used to make these things called "Crabbies" for almost every family get together / holiday party. I'm not sure if he just created this recipe on his own, or if it was passed down from someone in the family... or if it even exists in real life ??? but I [...]

Parmesan Sage Pumpkin Scones

Alright y'all, I've got the PERFECT substitute for biscuits or dinner rolls this holiday season. PARMESAN SAGE PUMPKIN SCONES. Yeah you heard me. These savory scones are absolutely perfect for holiday dinners, or just a nice breakfast with some hot coffee. Serve them up with some vegan butter and warm maple syrup, and dang are [...]

Sausage, Egg, & Cheese Breakfast Sandwiches

Who doesn't love a good fucking breakfast sandwich? I know I do, and I know y'all know I do since I swear I post a new one every month. But THIS ONE. THIS ONE YOU GUYS. IT'S REALLY FUCKING IT OKAY. Crispy Breakfast Sausage Patties, Peppered Scrambled Egg, Cheddar Cheese, Mixed Greens, MF PRETZEL BAGELS, [...]

CBD Infused Blueberry Muffins with Pineapple Glaze

I know most of y'all who take CBD take it first thing in the morning, to help calm down that anxiety ASAP for the day ahead. But what better way to get that CBD in then to combine it with breakfast?! These sweet & tangy CBD Infused Blueberry Muffins with Pineapple Glaze are the perfect [...]

Pumpkin Spice Muffins

It's the first day of October, so you know what that means... SPOOKY SZN / FALL IS FINALLY FUCKING HERE. I'm tapping into my basic bitch self today to bring you these Pumpkin Spice Muffins with Cinnamon Maple Cream Cheese Icing. They're hella fucking easy to make, and will super satisfy all your pumpkin-y fall [...]